A collection of spam quotes to touch all the internet people

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A while ago I starting collecting some of the best/worst spam quotes being left on my various blogs. I do like the relentless positively testimonials of the spambots. So how great am I? Let’s check my spam filters to find out.

1. Inspiring fondness

I have no idea how you do this but I’m completely fond of this blog.

2. Grammar-free praise

I don’t know who you’re however certainly you’re going to a well-known blogger should you aren’t already.

3. Free lunch

I’ve just forwarded this onto a colleague who had been conducting a little research on this. And he in fact ordered me lunch simply because I discovered it for him… lol.

4. Magnificent goods

Magnificent goods from you, man… I certainly like what you’re saying and the way in which you say it.

5. Pleasant touching

I am surе this paragгaph has tоuchеd all the inteгnet people, its reɑlly really pleasant paragraph on building up new wеbsite.

6. Never sub a subeditor

Hey there, Are you still updating your blog? I have found 25 grammatical errors.
Sincerely,
M. Schiller

7. Greetings from Idaho!

Greetings from Idaho! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to browse your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I enjoy the info you present here and can’t wait to take a look when  I get home.

8. Donations welcome

It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this outstanding blog! I suppose for now i’ll settle for  book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to fresh updates and will talk about this blog with my Facebook group. Talk soon!

9. Self-supporting

Very efficiently written information. It will be supportive to anybody who employess it, including myself.

10. Kidney wedding

Hello! I just would like to give a huge thumbs upward for the great info you have here on this post. I am coming back to your website for more quickly. kidney treatment [the link goes to a wedding site].

Ok, I can stop collecting the spam comments now.

 

2 thoughts on “A collection of spam quotes to touch all the internet people”

  1. Excellent! I’ve had some of these myself. I wonder if this post will now collect All The Spam Comments Ever – I inadvertently let one through on a particular post of mine and noticed that that one got loads of these – checked the comments, deleted it and it stopped. So I think spammers search for similar phrases that have got through as a weak spot. I’ll be interested to know if this proves my theory correct (although it might drive you round the bend in the meantime). Also: “salutations, this blog is making my day” is a favourite of mine …

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