As promised, here is my list (so far) of amusing mistakes from digitising my old diaries using speech recognition technology.
- Goa trance > dilettantes
- Novices > offices
- Wiped out > White doubts
- Juggler > jugular
- Bitten to death by mozzies > beaten to death by Moses
- my old man’s a dustman > mild man’s a Dustman
- madly > Natalie
- suckling at their surrogate mum > cycling at Leicester regret mum
- The Kenyans > the canyons
- Co-traveller – toe traveller
- Bus ride to Puri – Best writer Drury
- White witches – why twitches
- Moped – nope head
- Varanasi – baronetcy
- I’m meeting Indian people – I’m eating Indian people
- the road to Puri – the road to period