Walk through local park. Encounter friend and his son. Observe careful distancing. Step 2m off path. Man on bike cycles off path straight at and past me, presumably to avoid some other cycling or jogging path-hogger in his way.
"TWO METRES!" I shout.
"FUCK OFF!" he replies.
"YOU FUCK OFF!"
Apologise to the 10-year-old in front of me, who unperturbed and – completely deadpan – suggests responding with a chainsaw.
Today I am thankful to that man for helping me let off steam. Not really, he was a git. It's a good time to remind myself that I'm lucky – and thankful – to be alive.
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